{"id":241,"date":"2004-06-02T11:16:09","date_gmt":"2004-06-02T11:16:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=241"},"modified":"2006-08-27T19:45:58","modified_gmt":"2006-08-27T19:45:58","slug":"age-8-man-whoda-thought","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/02\/age-8-man-whoda-thought\/","title":{"rendered":"Age 8. Man, who&#8217;da thought"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Age 8.  Man, who&#8217;da thought it would be so trying?  Girls are mean, bullies are plentiful, teachers and principals are idiots, and being sneaky becomes a new hobby.  I have to say that Jordy is still, by far, an awesome kid.  I forget that sometimes when she tries stuff out, that she is just that &#8211; a kid.  The irony of the whole thing is, when you get a good kid, it&#8217;s a conscious effort not to come down hard.  It&#8217;s an out of character thing.  It surprises us when we have to wear the disciplinarian hat.  <\/p>\n<p>Ah well, some days are diamonds, some days are stones.  I wonder if the person who concocted that saying was thinking in terms of how rare diamonds are, in comparison to stones.<\/p>\n<p>Either way, here&#8217;s to a day of diamonds, I&#8217;m due.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Age 8. Man, who&#8217;da thought it would be so trying? Girls are mean, bullies are plentiful, teachers and principals are idiots, and being sneaky becomes a new hobby. I have to say that Jordy is still, by far, an awesome &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/02\/age-8-man-whoda-thought\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-3T","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=241"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}