{"id":2488,"date":"2011-06-15T16:14:11","date_gmt":"2011-06-15T20:14:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=2488"},"modified":"2011-06-15T16:14:11","modified_gmt":"2011-06-15T20:14:11","slug":"get-the-fk-off-the-plane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2011\/06\/15\/get-the-fk-off-the-plane\/","title":{"rendered":"Get the F$*k Off the Plane"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes the Internet really provides, you know?\u00c2\u00a0 No sooner than I wrote about the children&#8217;s author who is just killing it with his book:\u00c2\u00a0 <a title=\"Go The F#$k To Sleep\" href=\"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2011\/06\/14\/go-the-fk-to-sleep\/\">Go The F%*k to Sleep<\/a> (the movie rights\u00c2\u00a0have already been optioned, btw)\u00c2\u00a0than we get <a href=\"http:\/\/cnews.canoe.ca\/CNEWS\/WeirdNews\/2011\/06\/15\/18286216.html?cid=rssnewsweird%20news\">this little story<\/a> of a children&#8217;s author who kinda drops an F-bomb or two during an airplane delay (and who hasn&#8217;t thought something like that themselves?), not even really directed at anyone, and manages to get his book-writing butt kicked off the plane.\u00c2\u00a0 Fortunately the plane had not yet taken off.<\/p>\n<p>The article mentions the author&#8217;s statement:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;The ironic part is I&#8217;m putting a children&#8217;s book out in August so this wasn&#8217;t the kind of press I was looking for,&#8221; he added, saying there are no obscenities in the book.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I believe Sam Jackson would say something like &#8220;Well maybe you should PUT some damn swear words in your book, look what it did for the other guy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It seems that this blog is starting to weave quite the tapestry of profanity.\u00c2\u00a0 Kids will do that to you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes the Internet really provides, you know?\u00c2\u00a0 No sooner than I wrote about the children&#8217;s author who is just killing it with his book:\u00c2\u00a0 Go The F%*k to Sleep (the movie rights\u00c2\u00a0have already been optioned, btw)\u00c2\u00a0than we get this little &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2011\/06\/15\/get-the-fk-off-the-plane\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[313],"class_list":["post-2488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture","tag-more-obscenities"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-E8","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2488"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2488\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2490,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2488\/revisions\/2490"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}