Why is The Onion so darn good? I mean really. What do these people do but sit around all day and think of the funniest damn things.<\/p>\n
How do they make any money? I mean the site has advertising, but not that much. It’s a mystery.<\/p>\n
Check it out, really. The Onion<\/a><\/p>\n I stole this little gem from the archives: Like, that is so gold. My apologies for the profanity.<\/p>\n Also, on the absolutely bizarre front, Neighbour Jim and Roomate Darcy shoveled off the rink after Saturday’s 40cm of snow fell. By hand. What the hell were they thinking? I mean really. It’s the end of February, how many skating days are we going to have left? Sheesh.<\/p>\n Now I have to get off my butt and get out there and help. I’m gonna kill those guys.<\/p>\n Well, gotta run. Why is The Onion so darn good? I mean really. What do these people do but sit around all day and think of the funniest damn things. How do they make any money? I mean the site has advertising, but … Continue reading
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\nGlandular Problem Causes Man To Eat Fifth Helping<\/strong>
\nFREDERICKSBURG, MD-Born with a rare, debilitating glandular disorder, 450-pound Fredericksburg resident Gordon Hotchkiss, 41, helped himself to a fifth serving of mashed potatoes Sunday. “Why, oh, why, was I chosen by God to suffer from this horrible blaaarghmummm?” moaned the stricken Hotchkiss, helplessly shoveling fistfuls of buttery mashed potatoes into his mouth. “What have I done to deserve this awful glomphummm?” Hotchkiss’ condition, known within medical circles as “bigfatfuckitis,” also prevents him from using the stairs instead of the elevator to get to his second-floor apartment.
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