{"id":250,"date":"2004-06-29T09:45:45","date_gmt":"2004-06-29T09:45:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=250"},"modified":"2006-08-27T19:43:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-27T19:43:00","slug":"heres-a-pretty-funny-writeup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/29\/heres-a-pretty-funny-writeup\/","title":{"rendered":"Here&#8217;s a pretty funny writeup"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/slate.msn.com\/id\/2102940\/fr\/rss\/\">a pretty funny writeup<\/a> about a hot dog ad that sounds really disgusting to my mind.<\/p>\n<p>The gist of it is that the ad links hot dogs to, well, genitalia.  Why on earth would a hot dog company put out an ad that did that?  And the overuse of the word &#8220;girthy&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Disturbing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a pretty funny writeup about a hot dog ad that sounds really disgusting to my mind. The gist of it is that the ad links hot dogs to, well, genitalia. Why on earth would a hot dog company put &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/29\/heres-a-pretty-funny-writeup\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-42","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=250"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}