{"id":2516,"date":"2011-07-08T12:33:10","date_gmt":"2011-07-08T16:33:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=2516"},"modified":"2011-07-08T12:33:10","modified_gmt":"2011-07-08T16:33:10","slug":"self-portrait","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2011\/07\/08\/self-portrait\/","title":{"rendered":"Self Portrait"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This perfectly captures what I look like in most pictures.\u00c2\u00a0 Expecially ones taken of myself.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/macaque.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2517\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2011\/07\/08\/self-portrait\/macaque\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/macaque.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"290,350\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"macaque\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/macaque.jpg\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2517\" title=\"macaque\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/macaque.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"290\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/macaque.jpg 290w, https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/macaque-248x300.jpg 248w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 290px) 100vw, 290px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Who am I kidding?\u00c2\u00a0 My smile doesn&#8217;t ever look half as relaxed as this guy.\u00c2\u00a0 He&#8217;s a natural.\u00c2\u00a0 What a showoff.\u00c2\u00a0 He obviously got his teeth whitened recently.<\/p>\n<p>Associated <a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/newstopics\/howaboutthat\/8615859\/Monkey-steals-camera-to-snap-himself.html\">story<\/a>:\u00c2\u00a0 Macaque steals photographer&#8217;s camera, figures out how to take killer pictures with a pro camera\u00c2\u00a0in three seconds flat,\u00c2\u00a0hams it up, becomes Internet celebrity, blah blah, seen it a hundred times.<\/p>\n<p>This guy has definitely got the chops to really make it.\u00c2\u00a0 Man.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This perfectly captures what I look like in most pictures.\u00c2\u00a0 Expecially ones taken of myself. Who am I kidding?\u00c2\u00a0 My smile doesn&#8217;t ever look half as relaxed as this guy.\u00c2\u00a0 He&#8217;s a natural.\u00c2\u00a0 What a showoff.\u00c2\u00a0 He obviously got his &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2011\/07\/08\/self-portrait\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[319],"class_list":["post-2516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","tag-my-next-profile-pic"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-EA","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2516","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2516"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2516\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2518,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2516\/revisions\/2518"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}