{"id":2553,"date":"2011-09-12T15:03:35","date_gmt":"2011-09-12T19:03:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=2553"},"modified":"2011-09-12T15:03:35","modified_gmt":"2011-09-12T19:03:35","slug":"bad-dream-turns-into-bad-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/12\/bad-dream-turns-into-bad-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad Dream Turns Into Bad Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

In what must be a rather bad joke by now, a woman was sleeping in the car while her husband drove her and their son along a highway in Alberta.\u00c2\u00a0 She apparently had a bad dream and screamed out loud, which startled her husband so badly he lost control of the vehicle and they ended up rolling the car several times and ending up in the ditch.\u00c2\u00a0 Nobody was badly hurt, but something tells me that the husband will have some decidedly different habits on their next road trip.\u00c2\u00a0 Namely:\u00c2\u00a0 not having those eight capuccinos\u00c2\u00a0before setting out on their drive.\u00c2\u00a0 Also, perhaps sitting down together and watching that 80’s horror movie marathon the night before might have been a bad idea.<\/p>\n

Saw this on Metro.ca<\/a><\/p>\n

Lockrey, we are all looking at you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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