Things I’ve learned this week:<\/p>\n
1. Purple crayons are most fun when used on windows, walls, counters, cupboards, tables and floors.<\/p>\n
2. Purple crayon comes off of said surfaces with Fantastik with bleach and Windex<\/p>\n
3. 8 years olds interpret “watch your brother” as “Watch TV”<\/p>\n
4. 2 year olds pay close attention to where the crayons are kept.<\/p>\n
5. 2 year olds are very aware of when Mommy is around vs. when 8 year olds are in charge.<\/p>\n
6. A trip to Andrew Hayden Park can be quickly replaced with Fantastik with Bleach and a rag.<\/p>\n
7. 2 year olds like to put ride-on toys on the couch and practice pop-a-wheelies.<\/p>\n
8. Above event can be done inside of 20 seconds. (enough time to take infant upstairs and come back for the second one)<\/p>\n
9. Husbands find great composure when being told of numbers 1-8 out of fear of death.<\/p>\n
10. 7 month olds can pull chest hair with their toes. (Wives find great composure when being told of #10)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Things I’ve learned this week: 1. Purple crayons are most fun when used on windows, walls, counters, cupboards, tables and floors. 2. Purple crayon comes off of said surfaces with Fantastik with bleach and Windex 3. 8 years olds interpret … Continue reading