{"id":31,"date":"2003-03-06T18:53:08","date_gmt":"2003-03-06T18:53:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=31"},"modified":"2006-08-28T12:38:22","modified_gmt":"2006-08-28T12:38:22","slug":"random-ramblingsyou-just-opened-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2003\/03\/06\/random-ramblingsyou-just-opened-a\/","title":{"rendered":"Random Rambling&#8217;s&#8230;..you just opened a"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Random Rambling&#8217;s&#8230;..you just opened a big can of worm&#8217;s dude&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\nIf there really are multipleuniverses,what do they call the thing they&#8217;re all part of?&#8230;.if people climb Mt.Everest &#8217;cause it&#8217;s hard,why do they go up the easy side&#8230;..<br \/>\nthe future will soon be a thing of the past&#8230;..in a doggie dictionary under &#8220;bow wow&#8221; does it say see &#8220;arf arf&#8221;?<br \/>\nthe following statement is true&#8230;..the preceding statement is false&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\nis a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Random Rambling&#8217;s&#8230;..you just opened a big can of worm&#8217;s dude&#8230;&#8230;. If there really are multipleuniverses,what do they call the thing they&#8217;re all part of?&#8230;.if people climb Mt.Everest &#8217;cause it&#8217;s hard,why do they go up the easy side&#8230;.. the future will &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2003\/03\/06\/random-ramblingsyou-just-opened-a\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-v","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}