{"id":3163,"date":"2013-08-15T02:15:26","date_gmt":"2013-08-15T06:15:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=3163"},"modified":"2013-08-15T14:21:30","modified_gmt":"2013-08-15T18:21:30","slug":"bathroom-dental-floss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2013\/08\/15\/bathroom-dental-floss\/","title":{"rendered":"Bathroom dental floss"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2013\/08\/15\/bathroom-dental-floss\/wp_20130814_00220130815072156\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3165\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3165\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2013\/08\/15\/bathroom-dental-floss\/wp_20130814_00220130815072156\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/WP_20130814_00220130815072156.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1279,1279\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Lumia 920&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1376516981&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;400&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.196&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Bathroom Dental Floss\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/WP_20130814_00220130815072156-1024x1024.jpg\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3165\" alt=\"Bathroom Dental Floss\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/WP_20130814_00220130815072156-1024x1024.jpg\" width=\"584\" height=\"584\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/WP_20130814_00220130815072156-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/WP_20130814_00220130815072156-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/WP_20130814_00220130815072156-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/WP_20130814_00220130815072156.jpg 1279w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a>I&#8217;m not exactly sure who is going to use this dental floss. Its targeted at the guys who are very desperately worried about dental hygiene, but also flagrantly unconcerned about putting this stuff in your mouth in a public restroom. That&#8217;s gotta be a razor-thin market right there. Amiright?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, kudos to the management for worrying about my plaque.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not exactly sure who is going to use this dental floss. Its targeted at the guys who are very desperately worried about dental hygiene, but also flagrantly unconcerned about putting this stuff in your mouth in a public restroom. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2013\/08\/15\/bathroom-dental-floss\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[386],"class_list":["post-3163","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-stupidity","tag-fecal-floss","post_format-post-format-image"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-P1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3163","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3163"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3163\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3167,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3163\/revisions\/3167"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}