{"id":3221,"date":"2014-02-12T21:58:42","date_gmt":"2014-02-13T01:58:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=3221"},"modified":"2014-02-12T21:58:42","modified_gmt":"2014-02-13T01:58:42","slug":"rob-ford-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2014\/02\/12\/rob-ford-pants\/","title":{"rendered":"Rob Ford Pants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just a quick one before I forget this, I was working on something around the house on the weekend and I was kneeling down.<\/p>\n<p>I felt a draft and realized that I had better pull up my jeans, and I casually mentioned to Nikki that I had my Rob Ford Pants on.<\/p>\n<p>Not the most original joke, but I made myself laugh and that&#8217;s really what it&#8217;s all about anyway right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just a quick one before I forget this, I was working on something around the house on the weekend and I was kneeling down. I felt a draft and realized that I had better pull up my jeans, and I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2014\/02\/12\/rob-ford-pants\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[392],"class_list":["post-3221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture","tag-its-because-of-the-crack"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-PX","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3221","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3221"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3221\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3222,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3221\/revisions\/3222"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}