{"id":3277,"date":"2014-05-09T15:49:23","date_gmt":"2014-05-09T19:49:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=3277"},"modified":"2014-05-09T15:49:23","modified_gmt":"2014-05-09T19:49:23","slug":"how-to-win-an-argument","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2014\/05\/09\/how-to-win-an-argument\/","title":{"rendered":"How to win an argument"},"content":{"rendered":"

It seems that Moreta Folch\u00c2\u00a0is the Queen of winning arguments.\u00c2\u00a0 She had a little quarrel with her neighbours in Florida, it’s not clear about\u00c2\u00a0what exactly (she thought they were “unsavoury”).\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Anyway it seems that she got somewhat upset over the dispute and decided to END it.\u00c2\u00a0 I mean, end it once and for all, forever, not open for discussion, nope never nuh-uh.<\/p>\n

She bulldozed their home<\/a>.<\/p>\n

She called a bulldozer driver and hired him to demolish the trailer and septic tank where her neighbours lived.\u00c2\u00a0 She told the driver she owned it and wanted it gone.\u00c2\u00a0 The real owners arrived and found the bulldozer already in the process of destroying everything they owned.\u00c2\u00a0 So, they called the cops, and the predicable stuff is now happening with the courts.<\/p>\n

But you gotta hand it to her, the bulldozer is a real closer.\u00c2\u00a0 There’s just no comeback that works after that.<\/p>\n

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It seems that Moreta Folch\u00c2\u00a0is the Queen of winning arguments.\u00c2\u00a0 She had a little quarrel with her neighbours in Florida, it’s not clear about\u00c2\u00a0what exactly (she thought they were “unsavoury”).\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Anyway it seems that she got somewhat upset over the … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5,6],"tags":[398],"class_list":["post-3277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-stupidity","tag-trailer-park-mafia"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-QR","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3277"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3277\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3279,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3277\/revisions\/3279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}