{"id":3291,"date":"2014-05-30T15:24:40","date_gmt":"2014-05-30T19:24:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=3291"},"modified":"2014-05-30T15:24:40","modified_gmt":"2014-05-30T19:24:40","slug":"hello-mudda-hello-fadda-oh-nevermind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2014\/05\/30\/hello-mudda-hello-fadda-oh-nevermind\/","title":{"rendered":"Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda, oh nevermind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I have mentioned here many times <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2011\/07\/12\/camp-smitty-departure\/\">before<\/a>,\u00c2\u00a0 summer camp is something that our kids have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2011\/07\/19\/camp-update\/\">been doing <\/a>for several <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2011\/07\/21\/camp-smitty-finale\/\">years now<\/a>.\u00c2\u00a0 To say they love it is a complete understatement, it&#8217;s so important to them now they look forward to it all year.<\/p>\n<p>I saw <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbc.ca\/news\/canada\/toronto\/swimming-archery-at-camp-too-dangerous-for-students-school-says-1.2659573?cmp=rss\">this article <\/a>indicating that apparently the usual summer camp activities were just too\u00c2\u00a0risky for a school board in Toronto and they ended up cancelling a year end\u00c2\u00a0trip on a class of grade 8 students. It&#8217;s easy for me to say that they are being silly since I&#8217;m only responsible for my own kids, but I do have to say that this does kind of seem on the nutso side.\u00c2\u00a0 I mean when you see stuff like this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>He described Camp Walden as an exclusive facility that reduces its rates for the school to make the trip possible,\u00c2\u00a0at a cost of $150 per student.<\/p>\n<p>Chiro said he was making final preparations for the June 10 trip when the school board&#8217;s superintendent asked for proof that safety requirements about activities such as swimming and archery had been met.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This kind of thing just says to me that these kids were probably the victim of\u00c2\u00a0one or two\u00c2\u00a0squeaky wheel parents that complained about safety in the\u00c2\u00a0dangerous wilds of &#8220;an exclusive&#8221; summer camp.\u00c2\u00a0 There might even be SPLINTERS on the docks, gasp.<\/p>\n<p>I mean come on folks, ANYTHING can be dangerous if you let your imagination wander.\u00c2\u00a0 These kids live in Toronto after all, there&#8217;s just so much that <em>could<\/em> happen to them.\u00c2\u00a0 I mean, heaven forbid it, but\u00c2\u00a0they might accidentally meet their Mayor, what then?\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;m thinking that some Hunger Games-style archery skills might give them a fighting chance, right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I have mentioned here many times before,\u00c2\u00a0 summer camp is something that our kids have been doing for several years now.\u00c2\u00a0 To say they love it is a complete understatement, it&#8217;s so important to them now they look forward &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2014\/05\/30\/hello-mudda-hello-fadda-oh-nevermind\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2,6],"tags":[401],"class_list":["post-3291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-news","category-stupidity","tag-camp-smitty-for-the-win"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-R5","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3291"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3291\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3292,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3291\/revisions\/3292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}