{"id":3419,"date":"2015-09-25T08:15:40","date_gmt":"2015-09-25T12:15:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=3419"},"modified":"2015-09-24T14:31:12","modified_gmt":"2015-09-24T18:31:12","slug":"words-i-wish-i-would-finally-stop-typing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2015\/09\/25\/words-i-wish-i-would-finally-stop-typing\/","title":{"rendered":"Words I wish I would finally stop typing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As an IT person, I type things a lot.\u00c2\u00a0 I type the same things a lot, even.\u00c2\u00a0 However, despite LITERALLY years of experience and practice typing some of the same damn things my fingers stubbornly refuse to learn some of them.\u00c2\u00a0 I mean, it&#8217;s pretty bad sometimes.<\/p>\n<p>Here are some of my favourites.<\/p>\n<pre>ip[config\r\nipconig\r\netc<\/pre>\n<p>Ah yes, any nerd worth his salt knows this beauty.\u00c2\u00a0 And no, that damn bracket doesn&#8217;t belong there.\u00c2\u00a0 But, despite probably 20 years of practice, that&#8217;s what I type every damn time, or some jumble of things that look close, but not quite right.<\/p>\n<pre>Microsoft Excahnge<\/pre>\n<p>So, I work for Microsoft now, but even before that I essentially lived and breathed Microsoft Exchange (an email server product) for YEARS.\u00c2\u00a0 Needless to say, I have probably typed that word a million times in my lifetime.\u00c2\u00a0 Have I even come close to achieving proficiency?\u00c2\u00a0 Nope.<\/p>\n<p>And finally, the shortest most frustrating word that for whatever reason just won&#8217;t come out right the first time:<\/p>\n<pre>pign\r\n<\/pre>\n<p>Yeah, that&#8217;s supposed to be ping.\u00c2\u00a0 Four letters.\u00c2\u00a0 Wrong like 75% of the time.\u00c2\u00a0 How is that even possible?<\/p>\n<p>And all of this gets so much worse when someone is watching me type, it&#8217;s like my fingers are giving a 4th grade speech in front of the school.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for reading, I feel much better now, exorcising those denoms.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As an IT person, I type things a lot.\u00c2\u00a0 I type the same things a lot, even.\u00c2\u00a0 However, despite LITERALLY years of experience and practice typing some of the same damn things my fingers stubbornly refuse to learn some of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2015\/09\/25\/words-i-wish-i-would-finally-stop-typing\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,7],"tags":[426],"class_list":["post-3419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stupidity","category-tech","tag-tpyos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-T9","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3419"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3419\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3534,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3419\/revisions\/3534"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}