{"id":3464,"date":"2015-04-23T08:51:53","date_gmt":"2015-04-23T12:51:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=3464"},"modified":"2015-04-23T08:51:53","modified_gmt":"2015-04-23T12:51:53","slug":"lloyd-lloathes-vents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2015\/04\/23\/lloyd-lloathes-vents\/","title":{"rendered":"Lloyd Lloathes Vents"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was looking through <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/26\/lloyd-lloves-llouvered-vents\/\">some old posts<\/a> and I realized how much Lloyd used to love lying on the\u00c2\u00a0furnace vents when the air conditioner was running.\u00c2\u00a0 If you click on that link you can see a very young Lloyd piled on top of the vent, snoring away.<\/p>\n<p>How times have changed&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2015\/04\/23\/lloyd-lloathes-vents\/vent\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3465\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3465\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2015\/04\/23\/lloyd-lloathes-vents\/vent\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/vent-e1429793413956.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"400,298\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Shifty vent\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/vent-e1429793413956.jpg\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3465\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/vent.jpg\" alt=\"Shifty vent\" width=\"500\" height=\"372\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>One day, several years ago Lloyd was sleeping on the furnace vent as usual.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0I guess\u00c2\u00a0the tags on his collar slipped into the vent and got tangled with the grill.\u00c2\u00a0 Thankfully I was home at the time and heard the smashing and clatter and general mayhem.\u00c2\u00a0 I came downstairs to see Lloyd running all over the house with the vent cover stuck to his neck.\u00c2\u00a0 I removed it for him, which he was very grateful for (see what I did there?).<\/p>\n<p>However since that day, Lloyd no longer trusts furnace vents.\u00c2\u00a0 At all.\u00c2\u00a0 If at all possible he will never turn his back on one because now they are known to attack without warning.\u00c2\u00a0 He will avoid walking near them, and would never ever lay on one again.<\/p>\n<p>You could say he&#8217;s no longer a fan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was looking through some old posts and I realized how much Lloyd used to love lying on the\u00c2\u00a0furnace vents when the air conditioner was running.\u00c2\u00a0 If you click on that link you can see a very young Lloyd piled &hellip; 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