{"id":3571,"date":"2015-10-30T15:25:25","date_gmt":"2015-10-30T19:25:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=3571"},"modified":"2017-06-05T12:29:22","modified_gmt":"2017-06-05T16:29:22","slug":"sometimes-you-sleep-so-hard-your-nose-slides-off-your-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2015\/10\/30\/sometimes-you-sleep-so-hard-your-nose-slides-off-your-face\/","title":{"rendered":"Sometimes you sleep so hard, your nose slides off your face"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_3572\" style=\"width: 484px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2015\/10\/30\/sometimes-you-sleep-so-hard-your-nose-slides-off-your-face\/wp_20151029_20_10_09_pro\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3572\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3572\" data-attachment-id=\"3572\" 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