{"id":3685,"date":"2016-02-11T23:43:39","date_gmt":"2016-02-12T03:43:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=3685"},"modified":"2016-02-11T23:43:39","modified_gmt":"2016-02-12T03:43:39","slug":"the-running-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2016\/02\/11\/the-running-dead\/","title":{"rendered":"The Running Dead?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m just going to leave this here.<\/p>\n

Severed Feet Keep Washing up on Pacific NorthWest Shores<\/a><\/p>\n

I have noticed <\/a>this story before<\/a>, and yep it’s still weird. \u00c2\u00a0I used up all my puns on those two blog posts (I even made a hokey-pokey one), I really have nothing LEFT (ok I still amuse myself with these things at least). \u00c2\u00a0A really strange coincidence is that almost all of the feet were wearing running shoes.\u00c2\u00a0 Exercise kills, people.<\/p>\n

16 feet since 2007. \u00c2\u00a0I’m gonna keep my feet in Ontario, I think. it’s slightly less weird.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m just going to leave this here. Severed Feet Keep Washing up on Pacific NorthWest Shores I have noticed this story before, and yep it’s still weird. \u00c2\u00a0I used up all my puns on those two blog posts (I even … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3702,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[435],"class_list":["post-3685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news","tag-running-shoes-kill-people"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/shoe.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-Xr","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3685"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3685\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3707,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3685\/revisions\/3707"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3702"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}