{"id":414,"date":"2005-03-16T13:47:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-16T13:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=414"},"modified":"2006-08-26T03:29:11","modified_gmt":"2006-08-26T03:29:11","slug":"be-afraid-be-very-afraid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2005\/03\/16\/be-afraid-be-very-afraid\/","title":{"rendered":"Be afraid, be very afraid."},"content":{"rendered":"

Be afraid, be very afraid.<\/p>\n

Cael became The Mountain That Moves back in November<\/a>, but now he’s The Mountain That Moves faster. That’s right folks, he is officially walking. It’s still pretty hit-or-miss but he’s getting better and soon will be terrorizing a whole new audience of people he hasn’t yet terrorized; People Over There. He’s been doing a bang-up job on the People Over Here up to now, but People Over There were always comfortably safe with a buffer of crawling speed to keep in mind. Not anymore. He couldn’t be happier about the new victims, really. It adds a whole new list of things to the arsenal, like Trample, Bodycheck, Stomp, and Kick.<\/p>\n

It’s not looking good for Quinn or Harvey, that much is certain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Be afraid, be very afraid. Cael became The Mountain That Moves back in November, but now he’s The Mountain That Moves faster. That’s right folks, he is officially walking. It’s still pretty hit-or-miss but he’s getting better and soon will … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-414","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-6G","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=414"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}