{"id":431,"date":"2005-04-12T13:55:13","date_gmt":"2005-04-12T13:55:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=431"},"modified":"2005-04-12T13:55:13","modified_gmt":"2005-04-12T13:55:13","slug":"sleep-is-a-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/12\/sleep-is-a-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Sleep is a joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One last thing, before I go.  I have now had 45 minutes sleep in the last 32 hours, and I must say that sleep is completely overrated.  We place way too much emphasis on that stuff, and everything you have heard about it is a sham.  Furthermore, monkeys sizzle pirate shazbot.<\/p>\n<p>Later,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One last thing, before I go. I have now had 45 minutes sleep in the last 32 hours, and I must say that sleep is completely overrated. We place way too much emphasis on that stuff, and everything you have &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/12\/sleep-is-a-joke\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-6X","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=431"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}