{"id":46,"date":"2003-03-12T16:14:39","date_gmt":"2003-03-12T16:14:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=46"},"modified":"2006-08-28T12:35:38","modified_gmt":"2006-08-28T12:35:38","slug":"alright-alright-im-here-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2003\/03\/12\/alright-alright-im-here-now\/","title":{"rendered":"Alright, Alright, I&#8217;m here now."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alright, Alright, I&#8217;m here now.  Congratulations Andrea and John &#8211; when they&#8217;re about a year and a half old, you can race&#8217;em(the twins, not Andrea and John).<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t really have much to say other than that words, &#8220;prenatal&#8221;, &#8220;parental&#8221; and &#8220;paternal&#8221; are all anagrams for each other.<\/p>\n<p>I really have too much time on my hands still.  My latest thought is &#8220;why the future is not as vivid as the past?&#8221;  We have perfect perception of the present, slightly hazy recollections of the past but nothing but intuition for the future (unless you&#8217;re &#8220;psychic&#8221;).  Why is that?  I think we should be given the same vision of the future as the past &#8211; it is the same distance away chronologically, right?<\/p>\n<p>Anyone with insight or a solution to this, please advise and bring lottery numbers.<\/p>\n<p>Later Dudes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alright, Alright, I&#8217;m here now. Congratulations Andrea and John &#8211; when they&#8217;re about a year and a half old, you can race&#8217;em(the twins, not Andrea and John). Don&#8217;t really have much to say other than that words, &#8220;prenatal&#8221;, &#8220;parental&#8221; and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2003\/03\/12\/alright-alright-im-here-now\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-K","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}