{"id":464,"date":"2005-05-25T12:38:26","date_gmt":"2005-05-25T12:38:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=464"},"modified":"2005-05-25T12:38:26","modified_gmt":"2005-05-25T12:38:26","slug":"romance-book-covers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2005\/05\/25\/romance-book-covers\/","title":{"rendered":"Romance Book Covers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh crap, this guys <a href=\"http:\/\/www.worldoflongmire.com\/features\/romance_novels\/index.htm\">satire of Romance Book covers<\/a> is absolutely, incredibly funny.<\/p>\n<p>Some selections of titles:<br \/>\n-Lord of the Hissy Fit<br \/>\n-The Sherriff of Gay County<br \/>\n-For the Love of Scotty McMullett<\/p>\n<p>Be sure to check out the Reader submissions and the &#8220;naughty&#8221; covers links at the bottom of the page.  They are all excellent.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh crap, this guys satire of Romance Book covers is absolutely, incredibly funny. Some selections of titles: -Lord of the Hissy Fit -The Sherriff of Gay County -For the Love of Scotty McMullett Be sure to check out the Reader &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2005\/05\/25\/romance-book-covers\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-464","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-7u","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/464","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=464"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/464\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}