{"id":467,"date":"2005-05-30T21:32:33","date_gmt":"2005-05-30T21:32:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=467"},"modified":"2005-05-30T21:32:33","modified_gmt":"2005-05-30T21:32:33","slug":"ice-scream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2005\/05\/30\/ice-scream\/","title":{"rendered":"Ice Scream"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, you may have seen it a hundred times already today, but here&#8217;s the obligatory post about <a href=\"http:\/\/thebrainfreeze.com\/\">The Brainfreeze.com<\/a>.  While the video is pretty amusing, what I can&#8217;t help but wonder is what the people in the video were thinking when asked specifically to give themselves this extremely painful condition on purpose.  It sort of defies logic.  I should get ahead of this curve and register www.croquetmalletinthepills.com and get my own video of people started.  Given what I&#8217;ve seen it should be hugely popular.<\/p>\n<p>If there&#8217;s a better use for the Internet&#8230; I don&#8217;t know what it is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, you may have seen it a hundred times already today, but here&#8217;s the obligatory post about The Brainfreeze.com. While the video is pretty amusing, what I can&#8217;t help but wonder is what the people in the video were thinking &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2005\/05\/30\/ice-scream\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stupidity"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-7x","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/467","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=467"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/467\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}