{"id":477,"date":"2005-06-10T15:18:38","date_gmt":"2005-06-10T15:18:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=477"},"modified":"2005-06-10T15:18:38","modified_gmt":"2005-06-10T15:18:38","slug":"kids-these-days-just-dont-know-how-to-rock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/10\/kids-these-days-just-dont-know-how-to-rock\/","title":{"rendered":"Kids these days just don&#8217;t know how to rock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok come on here people.  Tell me this premise for a tv show doesn&#8217;t sound a little fishy:  Take Gene Simmons, the wild man from KISS, put him into an utterly straight-laced, old-fashioned private school in England.  His mission: to deliver some hard-core instruction in rock and roll to these classically trained English musicians.  Think &#8220;School of Rock&#8221; only with a washed-up old guy.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s reality tv, I guess.  It all doesn&#8217;t sound very real to me.  Apparently the students at the school don&#8217;t, either.  One of them wrote a scathing article on the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.20six.co.uk\/housey\/nextEntries\/6ltth1couqoq\">school&#8217;s blog<\/a> about it.  He describes Gene as &#8220;burnt out&#8221; and &#8220;desperate for the limelight&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>The joke of it all is, the school&#8217;s name is Christ&#8217;s Hospital.  Somehow.  It sounds like the name of one of KISS&#8217; albums.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, the article was picked up by the <a href=\"http:\/\/education.guardian.co.uk\/publicschools\/story\/0,12505,1503827,00.html?=rss\">English media<\/a>, and things should be interesting for Mr. Simmons for the next while.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok come on here people. Tell me this premise for a tv show doesn&#8217;t sound a little fishy: Take Gene Simmons, the wild man from KISS, put him into an utterly straight-laced, old-fashioned private school in England. His mission: to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/10\/kids-these-days-just-dont-know-how-to-rock\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-477","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-7H","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/477","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=477"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/477\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=477"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=477"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=477"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}