{"id":478,"date":"2005-06-10T15:48:28","date_gmt":"2005-06-10T15:48:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=478"},"modified":"2005-06-10T15:48:28","modified_gmt":"2005-06-10T15:48:28","slug":"ok-you-clowns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/10\/ok-you-clowns\/","title":{"rendered":"Ok, you clowns."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can hardly believe the speculation that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/06\/some_things_spe.html\">my little comment<\/a> from a couple of days ago about Nikki&#8217;s news sparked up.  It&#8217;s amazing what some of your sick little minds cooked up, given a shred of information.  Let me clear this all up right now:<\/p>\n<p>Nikki is not pregnant, people.  Really.  <\/p>\n<p>What I was referring to is the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cynik.ca\">Cynik.ca<\/a> business.  Jeez louise.  She and Cindy are really kicking some butt lately.  Now, go back to idle speculation about something else, will ya?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can hardly believe the speculation that my little comment from a couple of days ago about Nikki&#8217;s news sparked up. It&#8217;s amazing what some of your sick little minds cooked up, given a shred of information. Let me clear &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/10\/ok-you-clowns\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-7I","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=478"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}