{"id":48,"date":"2003-03-19T10:58:49","date_gmt":"2003-03-19T10:58:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=48"},"modified":"2006-08-28T12:35:02","modified_gmt":"2006-08-28T12:35:02","slug":"my-sides-are-still-hurting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2003\/03\/19\/my-sides-are-still-hurting\/","title":{"rendered":"My sides are still hurting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My sides are still hurting from this one:  <a href=\"http:\/\/theonion.com\/onion3910\/hammurderer.html\">McDonalds Drops &#8220;Hammurderer&#8221; Character From Advertising<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"200\" height=\"195\" alt=\"The Hammurderer\" src=\"http:\/\/graphics.theonion.com\/pics_3910\/hammurderer.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The last sentence made water come out my nose.  I was drinking water at the time so that&#8217;s not as unusual as it sounds at first.<\/p>\n<p>Hey Kent, POST something. You know, POST something?  POST!<\/p>\n<p>Can you tell that I have finally figured out how to post pictures?  You would think that Wilson would be offering suggestions on how to make the blog better, but no, the f$&#038;!er just sits there, laughing.  He only frigging writes code all day long you would think he could throw me a bone.  But no.<\/p>\n<p>So you&#8217;ll just have to wait until I finally figure it all out.<\/p>\n<p>Kent, post man.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My sides are still hurting from this one: McDonalds Drops &#8220;Hammurderer&#8221; Character From Advertising The last sentence made water come out my nose. I was drinking water at the time so that&#8217;s not as unusual as it sounds at first. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2003\/03\/19\/my-sides-are-still-hurting\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-48","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-M","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}