{"id":482,"date":"2005-06-15T09:44:25","date_gmt":"2005-06-15T09:44:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=482"},"modified":"2005-06-15T09:44:25","modified_gmt":"2005-06-15T09:44:25","slug":"grown-up-babies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/15\/grown-up-babies\/","title":{"rendered":"Grown-up Babies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This should come as no surprise to anyone, but apparently there are grown people living their lives as infants.  I mean literally.  With diapers, bottles, etc.  Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t believe me?  I almost don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t myself, but for that we have the wonderful Internet to cast the doubt right in your face.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.phoenixnewtimes.com\/Issues\/2005-06-09\/news\/feature_print.html\">The Link<\/a><\/p>\n<p>It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a long, strange, sad read.  <\/p>\n<p>As for closing puns, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sort of at a loss, but I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll give it a try.<\/p>\n<p>For crying out loud, what a bummer.  That really sucks.  <\/p>\n<p>Sorry, that&#8217;s all I have, and they&#8217;re weak.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This should come as no surprise to anyone, but apparently there are grown people living their lives as infants. I mean literally. With diapers, bottles, etc. Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t believe me? I almost don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t myself, but for that we have the wonderful &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/15\/grown-up-babies\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stupidity"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-7M","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=482"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}