{"id":517,"date":"2005-08-17T11:58:01","date_gmt":"2005-08-17T11:58:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=517"},"modified":"2005-08-17T11:58:01","modified_gmt":"2005-08-17T11:58:01","slug":"oh-crap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/17\/oh-crap\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh Crap."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ars.usda.gov\/is\/pr\/2005\/050329.htm\">Scientifically created low odour cow crap<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.creativematch.co.uk\/viewnews\/?91254\">Dog crap spray<\/a><\/p>\n<p>and last but not least the aptly named <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cleverpetproducts.com\/catalog.asp?prodid=451291\">Poopsadaisy<\/a>, a sort of crap pocket for dogs.<\/p>\n<p>And just in case you wondered, I steal all of this crap from <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\">other<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\">smarter<\/a> blogs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scientifically created low odour cow crap Dog crap spray and last but not least the aptly named Poopsadaisy, a sort of crap pocket for dogs. And just in case you wondered, I steal all of this crap from other smarter &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/17\/oh-crap\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-517","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-8l","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=517"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}