{"id":518,"date":"2005-08-17T13:12:27","date_gmt":"2005-08-17T13:12:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=518"},"modified":"2005-08-17T13:12:27","modified_gmt":"2005-08-17T13:12:27","slug":"mountain-dew-actually-doesnt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/17\/mountain-dew-actually-doesnt\/","title":{"rendered":"Mountain Dew actually doesn&#8217;t"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Am I the only person left that didn&#8217;t know that <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Mountain_Dew\">Mountain Dew<\/a> sold in Canada has no caffeine?  I may be a little late to the clue party on this one, but am I alone?<\/p>\n<p>I had no idea.  In the US, it has caffeine, and a lot of it, which is probably why I&#8217;m out to lunch.  Anybody with me out here in cluelesstown?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am I the only person left that didn&#8217;t know that Mountain Dew sold in Canada has no caffeine? I may be a little late to the clue party on this one, but am I alone? I had no idea. In &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/17\/mountain-dew-actually-doesnt\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stupidity"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-8m","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=518"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}