{"id":523,"date":"2005-08-23T13:09:43","date_gmt":"2005-08-23T13:09:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=523"},"modified":"2005-08-23T13:09:43","modified_gmt":"2005-08-23T13:09:43","slug":"well-that-didnt-take-very-long","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/23\/well-that-didnt-take-very-long\/","title":{"rendered":"Well, that didn&#8217;t take very long."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In case you haven&#8217;t noticed, I just sold out officially.  The blog is now what they call &#8220;ad supported&#8221;.  Not only are you few faithful readers subjected to pitiful prose and watered down sarcasm courtesy of me, you are now also subjected to the bane of internet browsing: banner ads.  This is now my new revenue model given my impending unemploymentedness, so you will have to just bear with it, I&#8217;m afraid.  The family has to eat, and Mamma didn&#8217;t raise no fool.  So, feast your eyeballs on that ad-related goodness and feel good that your annoyance is lining my pockets with hundred and thousands of fractions of pennies!  I&#8217;m rolling around (naked) in a tidal wave of decimal places&#8230;mwahahahahah!<\/p>\n<p>ok, got a little carried away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In case you haven&#8217;t noticed, I just sold out officially. The blog is now what they call &#8220;ad supported&#8221;. Not only are you few faithful readers subjected to pitiful prose and watered down sarcasm courtesy of me, you are now &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/23\/well-that-didnt-take-very-long\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tech"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-8r","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=523"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}