{"id":53,"date":"2003-03-19T15:14:22","date_gmt":"2003-03-19T15:14:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=53"},"modified":"2006-08-28T12:33:56","modified_gmt":"2006-08-28T12:33:56","slug":"get-yer-gray-matter-outta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2003\/03\/19\/get-yer-gray-matter-outta\/","title":{"rendered":"Get yer gray matter outta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Get yer gray matter outta the gutter, Gibson! I&#8217;ll have you know that my &#8220;miscellaneous&#8221; 15% consists of volunteering at a soup kitchen here downtown&#8230;OK, would you believe that I walk little old ladies and children across busy Elgin street? Alright, alright,  I hand out coupons for alternative theatre at the Bare Fax! Sheesh. Like you all haven&#8217;t done THAT before. It&#8217;s NOTHING compared to what Court used to do at the funeral home! Sure he looks all innocent, but&#8230;WOW&#8230;.he ain&#8217;t! Nooo sirreee BOB!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Get yer gray matter outta the gutter, Gibson! I&#8217;ll have you know that my &#8220;miscellaneous&#8221; 15% consists of volunteering at a soup kitchen here downtown&#8230;OK, would you believe that I walk little old ladies and children across busy Elgin street? &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2003\/03\/19\/get-yer-gray-matter-outta\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-R","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=53"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=53"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=53"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=53"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}