{"id":530,"date":"2005-09-05T21:15:41","date_gmt":"2005-09-05T21:15:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=530"},"modified":"2005-09-05T21:15:41","modified_gmt":"2005-09-05T21:15:41","slug":"well-heres-a-story-about-a-real-moron","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/05\/well-heres-a-story-about-a-real-moron\/","title":{"rendered":"Well here&#8217;s a story about a real moron"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m firmly in the &#8220;bad owners make bad dogs&#8221; camp when it comes to any dog attack, but you only ever hear about pit bull attacks anyway.  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.villagevoice.com\/news\/0534,shaftel,67093,5.html\">Guys like this<\/a> are the main reason.  It&#8217;s a story about an idiot in New York breeding pit bulls for viciousness, specifically.  <\/p>\n<p>Man, what a dick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m firmly in the &#8220;bad owners make bad dogs&#8221; camp when it comes to any dog attack, but you only ever hear about pit bull attacks anyway. Guys like this are the main reason. It&#8217;s a story about an idiot &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/05\/well-heres-a-story-about-a-real-moron\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-530","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stupidity"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-8y","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=530"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}