{"id":584,"date":"2005-11-04T12:29:25","date_gmt":"2005-11-04T12:29:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=584"},"modified":"2005-11-04T12:29:25","modified_gmt":"2005-11-04T12:29:25","slug":"its-an-ad-but-its-still-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/04\/its-an-ad-but-its-still-good\/","title":{"rendered":"It’s an ad, but it’s still good."},"content":{"rendered":"

This is the closest I will ever get to my dream of stuffing a pillow with David Hasselhoff’s chest hair. Ok, it’s not really a dream of mine, but it might be somebody’s dream, and if so, this site is for you.<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.waxhoff.com\/<\/a><\/p>\n

Again, I say; if there’s a better use for the Internet, I haven’t found it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is the closest I will ever get to my dream of stuffing a pillow with David Hasselhoff’s chest hair. Ok, it’s not really a dream of mine, but it might be somebody’s dream, and if so, this site is … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-584","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stupidity"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-9q","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=584"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}