{"id":594,"date":"2005-11-22T11:49:11","date_gmt":"2005-11-22T11:49:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=594"},"modified":"2005-11-22T11:49:11","modified_gmt":"2005-11-22T11:49:11","slug":"dont-click-this-link-if-you-value-your-productivity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/22\/dont-click-this-link-if-you-value-your-productivity\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t click this link if you value your productivity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why did I do it?  Oh why?  I was working away happily before this damn thing came along.  Now I&#8217;m guiltily clicking away instead of working.  I had to close the thing down before I get fired.<\/p>\n<p>So, don&#8217;t click the link, ok?  Alright, I know you will click it anyway, so here&#8217;s the gist of it.  You are to defend your fort by shooting the little stick men before they knock down your wall.<\/p>\n<p>Key information that you need to have (which can be found by reading the help, but is more fun the first time if you know this already going in):<\/p>\n<p>1. The spacebar reloads.<br \/>\n2. It gets way way harder.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailyhaha.com\/_flash\/stormfort.swf\">Storm the Fort!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Kiss your afternoon goodbye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why did I do it? Oh why? I was working away happily before this damn thing came along. Now I&#8217;m guiltily clicking away instead of working. I had to close the thing down before I get fired. So, don&#8217;t click &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/22\/dont-click-this-link-if-you-value-your-productivity\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-594","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-9A","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/594","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=594"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/594\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=594"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=594"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=594"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}