{"id":601,"date":"2005-12-08T09:15:39","date_gmt":"2005-12-08T09:15:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=601"},"modified":"2005-12-08T09:15:39","modified_gmt":"2005-12-08T09:15:39","slug":"wasnt-this-the-plot-for-the-whole-nine-yards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/08\/wasnt-this-the-plot-for-the-whole-nine-yards\/","title":{"rendered":"Wasn&#8217;t this the plot for &#8220;The Whole Nine Yards&#8221;?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, except for the cheese.<\/p>\n<p>A woman, obviously not too sharp, (that&#8217;s a cheese joke) thought a block of cheese was cocaine and tried to hire a hit man to kill the owners of the loot.  (Un)fortunately she ended up hiring an undercover cop to do the job and now she&#8217;s in jail.  You could say she wasn&#8217;t very gouda at crime.  She ended up with jack.  <\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s all I&#8217;ve got right now.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Woman Allegedly Hires Hit Man for Cheese\" href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2005\/12\/06\/AR2005120601038.html\">Woman Allegedly Hires Hit Man for Cheese<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, except for the cheese. A woman, obviously not too sharp, (that&#8217;s a cheese joke) thought a block of cheese was cocaine and tried to hire a hit man to kill the owners of the loot. (Un)fortunately she ended up &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/08\/wasnt-this-the-plot-for-the-whole-nine-yards\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stupidity"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-9H","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=601"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}