{"id":630,"date":"2006-01-30T14:24:39","date_gmt":"2006-01-30T14:24:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=630"},"modified":"2006-01-30T14:24:39","modified_gmt":"2006-01-30T14:24:39","slug":"inspector-clouseau-visits-the-museum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/30\/inspector-clouseau-visits-the-museum\/","title":{"rendered":"Inspector Clouseau visits the Museum"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not to cash in on any recent publicity about a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/trailers\/mgm\/the_pink_panther\/\">certain upcoming movie<\/a>, but this is really <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2006\/WORLD\/europe\/01\/30\/britain.museum.ap\/index.html?section=cnn_topstories\">just too funny<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>A guy was touring a museum in England, tripped on his untied shoelace, fell down a flight of stairs and smashed 3 priceless vases.<\/p>\n<p>Oh man.<\/p>\n<p>A choice quote was provided:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;They are in very, very small pieces, but we are determined to put them back together.&#8221;  The museum declined to say what the vases were worth. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not to cash in on any recent publicity about a certain upcoming movie, but this is really just too funny. A guy was touring a museum in England, tripped on his untied shoelace, fell down a flight of stairs and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/30\/inspector-clouseau-visits-the-museum\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-630","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stupidity"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-aa","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/630","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=630"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/630\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=630"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=630"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}