{"id":684,"date":"2006-04-19T13:17:57","date_gmt":"2006-04-19T13:17:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=684"},"modified":"2006-04-19T13:17:57","modified_gmt":"2006-04-19T13:17:57","slug":"you-are-going-to-need-a-bigger-umbrella","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/19\/you-are-going-to-need-a-bigger-umbrella\/","title":{"rendered":"You are going to need a bigger umbrella"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember how <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/04\/nasa_to_look_fo.html\">I mentioned that huge chunks of ice<\/a> were raining down on the earth?<\/p>\n<p>Well, it&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?file=\/c\/a\/2006\/04\/14\/MNGM9I9BUC8.DTL\">still happening<\/a>.  A chunk the size of &#8220;a microwave oven&#8221; crashed into a rec centre.  It&#8217;s getting a little hard to ignore, wouldn&#8217;t you say?  You can now laugh and squirm nervously.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember how I mentioned that huge chunks of ice were raining down on the earth? Well, it&#8217;s still happening. A chunk the size of &#8220;a microwave oven&#8221; crashed into a rec centre. It&#8217;s getting a little hard to ignore, wouldn&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/19\/you-are-going-to-need-a-bigger-umbrella\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-684","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apocalypse-soon"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-b2","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/684","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=684"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/684\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}