{"id":691,"date":"2006-04-26T09:54:15","date_gmt":"2006-04-26T09:54:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=691"},"modified":"2006-04-26T09:54:15","modified_gmt":"2006-04-26T09:54:15","slug":"a-new-kind-of-crib-yo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/26\/a-new-kind-of-crib-yo\/","title":{"rendered":"A new kind of Crib, yo."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The designers of this entirely new baby crib definitely threw away all of the standard stuff when they went to the drawing board.  Lots of gadgets like video surveillance, a clear window instead of bars and automatic rocking mechanism (which I have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/09\/and_the_cradle.html\">talked about before<\/a>).  Pretty cool, if having your baby in an aquarium is your thing, I guess.  <\/p>\n<p>The surveillance thing has also been <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/09\/big_huggy_is_wa.html\">mentioned here before<\/a> with a different gadget, but I must say that video sure makes a lot of sense, if only for the gosh darned cuteness of it all.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, there you go.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The designers of this entirely new baby crib definitely threw away all of the standard stuff when they went to the drawing board. Lots of gadgets like video surveillance, a clear window instead of bars and automatic rocking mechanism (which &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/26\/a-new-kind-of-crib-yo\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-691","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tech"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-b9","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/691","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=691"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/691\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}