{"id":725,"date":"2006-06-21T16:09:51","date_gmt":"2006-06-21T16:09:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=725"},"modified":"2006-06-21T16:09:51","modified_gmt":"2006-06-21T16:09:51","slug":"poodle-workout","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/21\/poodle-workout\/","title":{"rendered":"Poodle Workout"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Part 2 in my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/06\/truth_in_advert.html\">unintentional series<\/a> of freaky weird videos, this certainly takes a turn for the surreal.<\/p>\n<p>What the hell is going on here?  It&#8217;s almost creepy, yet you can&#8217;t turn away.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Marika_Takahashi's_Fitness_Video_For_Being_Appraised_as_an_%22Ex-fat_Girl%22\">This explains it<\/a>, sort of.  I saw this on <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.wfmu.org\/freeform\/2006\/06\/two_extremely_w.html\">the excellent WFMU blog<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Part 2 in my unintentional series of freaky weird videos, this certainly takes a turn for the surreal. What the hell is going on here? It&#8217;s almost creepy, yet you can&#8217;t turn away. This explains it, sort of. I saw &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/21\/poodle-workout\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stupidity","category-video-diversions"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-bH","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/725","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=725"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/725\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}