{"id":739,"date":"2006-08-03T13:15:43","date_gmt":"2006-08-03T13:15:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=739"},"modified":"2006-08-03T13:15:43","modified_gmt":"2006-08-03T13:15:43","slug":"driver-to-avoid-bees-in-the-future","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/03\/driver-to-avoid-bees-in-the-future\/","title":{"rendered":"Driver to avoid bees in the future"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A teenager lost control of her SUV and plowed into a tree on a gravel road.  The tree also happened to house &#8220;tens of thousands of bees&#8221;, which then <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2006\/US\/08\/03\/bees.ap\/index.html?section=cnn_topstories\">completely enveloped the truck<\/a>.  Firefighters had to hose the bees down to get her out.<\/p>\n<p>I guess she&#8217;ll bee more careful from now on&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I kill me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A teenager lost control of her SUV and plowed into a tree on a gravel road. The tree also happened to house &#8220;tens of thousands of bees&#8221;, which then completely enveloped the truck. Firefighters had to hose the bees down &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/03\/driver-to-avoid-bees-in-the-future\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-739","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stupidity"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-bV","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/739","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=739"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/739\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}