{"id":771,"date":"2006-09-26T14:04:29","date_gmt":"2006-09-26T19:04:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/26\/random-flash-game\/"},"modified":"2006-09-26T14:04:29","modified_gmt":"2006-09-26T19:04:29","slug":"random-flash-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/26\/random-flash-game\/","title":{"rendered":"Random Flash Game"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The simplest of all Flash games.\u00c2\u00a0 Draw a line that represents a hill, then click play and watch the little guy slide down the hill on a toboggan, usually to his death.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;m not sure why this game is so fun.\u00c2\u00a0 Really it shouldn&#8217;t be fun at all, but somehow it really is.\u00c2\u00a0 There&#8217;s a limit to the amount of punishment the little guy can take, so you have to be careful to not build up too much speed.\u00c2\u00a0 Anyway, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.deviantart.com\/deviation\/40255643\/\">there you go<\/a>, click away&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The simplest of all Flash games.\u00c2\u00a0 Draw a line that represents a hill, then click play and watch the little guy slide down the hill on a toboggan, usually to his death.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;m not sure why this game is so &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/26\/random-flash-game\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-771","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture","category-tech"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-cr","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/771","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=771"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/771\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=771"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=771"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=771"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}