{"id":773,"date":"2006-09-29T12:11:27","date_gmt":"2006-09-29T17:11:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/29\/on-the-significance-of-powerpoint-and-marriage\/"},"modified":"2006-09-29T14:44:57","modified_gmt":"2006-09-29T19:44:57","slug":"on-the-significance-of-powerpoint-and-marriage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/29\/on-the-significance-of-powerpoint-and-marriage\/","title":{"rendered":"On the significance of PowerPoint and marriage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You may wonder what PowerPoint (yes Microsoft PowerPoint, the presentation software) has to do with my marriage.  I think it&#8217;s a good measuring stick for just how patient Nikki is with me, and hopefully by measuring that I can estimate how much she loves me.  Let me explain.<\/p>\n<p>When I installed the PC at home, I put the things we use all of the time on there, Outlook, Word, Excel, FireFox, etc.  I purposely didn&#8217;t put PowerPoint on because I hate that product and I was trying to save some space.  What I really didn&#8217;t think too much about was how many people send slide shows in email messages with PowerPoint.  These messages come into Nikki&#8217;s inbox, where she reads them.  And then she replies to the person, thanking them for the message and explaining how she would love to look at the attachment but she doesn&#8217;t have PowerPoint.  And she is sure each time to copy me on the message.  And each time I get one of these messages I re-make a mental promise to myself to install PowerPoint at home the very next time I&#8217;m at the computer.  And each time I do that, I forget.  This happens quite often and has been going on for quite a while now, say about 2 years.  It has been about that long since I reinstalled the PC.  That right there is a very patient woman-who-is-home-alone-with-3-children- all-day-and-only-has-email-as-her-single-connection-to-the-outside-world.  She quietly and subtly reminds me every time, and hasn&#8217;t succumbed to the frustration and killed me with a cast iron frying pan (yet).<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s love folks.  I owe that woman more than my life, I owe her 5-10 minutes of file copying and clicking &#8220;Next&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry baby.  \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You may wonder what PowerPoint (yes Microsoft PowerPoint, the presentation software) has to do with my marriage. I think it&#8217;s a good measuring stick for just how patient Nikki is with me, and hopefully by measuring that I can estimate &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/29\/on-the-significance-of-powerpoint-and-marriage\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-ct","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/773","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=773"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/773\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}