{"id":804,"date":"2006-11-20T15:28:48","date_gmt":"2006-11-20T20:28:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/20\/junior-hoodlum-tattoo-kit\/"},"modified":"2006-11-20T15:28:48","modified_gmt":"2006-11-20T20:28:48","slug":"junior-hoodlum-tattoo-kit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/20\/junior-hoodlum-tattoo-kit\/","title":{"rendered":"Junior Hoodlum Tattoo Kit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Talk about aiming nice and low for your kids, this is the perfect gift for that special little budding thug.\u00c2\u00a0 This way they can model and test out that full-face skull tattoo before they actually get the ink done on their 15th birthday.\u00c2\u00a0 You can probably combine this with a very special talk about visible &#8220;identifying marks&#8221; and the art of police lineup evasion.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s all about the demographic, is it?<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.etoys.com\/genProduct.html\/PID\/4719948\/ctid\/17\/INstock\/Y\/D\/?_e=45620&#038;_v=456203CDSCwSa6106286E783\">Johnny&#8217;s first ink<\/a><\/p>\n<p>via <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\">Gizmodo<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Talk about aiming nice and low for your kids, this is the perfect gift for that special little budding thug.\u00c2\u00a0 This way they can model and test out that full-face skull tattoo before they actually get the ink done on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/20\/junior-hoodlum-tattoo-kit\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-804","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture","category-stupidity"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-cY","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/804","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=804"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/804\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}