{"id":840,"date":"2007-01-17T13:13:04","date_gmt":"2007-01-17T18:13:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/17\/us-navy-safety-centre\/"},"modified":"2007-01-17T13:13:04","modified_gmt":"2007-01-17T18:13:04","slug":"us-navy-safety-centre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/17\/us-navy-safety-centre\/","title":{"rendered":"US Navy Safety Centre"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I loves me my idiots.  They make every day better with their selfless dedication to making me feel smarterer than they.  So, <a href=\"http:\/\/safetycenter.navy.mil\/photo\/archive\/default.htm\">this site<\/a> is now my favourite, for sure.  It&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.darwinawards.com\/\">Darwin Awards<\/a> treasure trove of utter breathtaking stupidity.  For instance, some ladder abuse:<br \/>\nOh man, the sheer guts it must have taken to climb these suckers is somewhat admirable.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/safetycenter.navy.mil\/photo\/images\/images-201-250\/photo202_small.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"500\" src=\"http:\/\/safetycenter.navy.mil\/photo\/images\/images-201-250\/photo217.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So there you go, have fun perusing this invaluable archive and feel immediately better about yourself and your continued existence.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I loves me my idiots. They make every day better with their selfless dedication to making me feel smarterer than they. So, this site is now my favourite, for sure. It&#8217;s a Darwin Awards treasure trove of utter breathtaking stupidity. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/17\/us-navy-safety-centre\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-840","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stupidity"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-dy","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/840","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=840"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/840\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}