{"id":871,"date":"2007-03-24T07:00:40","date_gmt":"2007-03-24T12:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/24\/saturday-morning\/"},"modified":"2007-03-24T07:00:40","modified_gmt":"2007-03-24T12:00:40","slug":"saturday-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/24\/saturday-morning\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday Morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The best part about going into work at 6:30am on Saturday morning is not the waking up early part.\u00c2\u00a0 Nor is it the scrape the frost off the car part.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s not even the part where I realize that I am going into work to bill what will be the 75th workday out of the last 83 calendar days.\u00c2\u00a0 Or the part where I&#8217;m wondering how Nikki is doing at home alone with the kids, again.\u00c2\u00a0 Nope, not even that.\u00c2\u00a0 The best part?\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s when they test the fire alarm right above my desk for about 45 minutes at 7:15am.\u00c2\u00a0 I love that part.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s my blog, I get to bitch about what I want.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The best part about going into work at 6:30am on Saturday morning is not the waking up early part.\u00c2\u00a0 Nor is it the scrape the frost off the car part.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s not even the part where I realize that I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/24\/saturday-morning\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-e3","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=871"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}