{"id":916,"date":"2007-07-10T12:23:07","date_gmt":"2007-07-10T17:23:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/10\/mother-natures-ultimate-weapon\/"},"modified":"2007-07-10T12:24:51","modified_gmt":"2007-07-10T17:24:51","slug":"mother-natures-ultimate-weapon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/10\/mother-natures-ultimate-weapon\/","title":{"rendered":"Mother Nature&#8217;s Ultimate Weapon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jesus H. You-Know-Who on a hockey stick, that&#8217;s a scary assed dog.  A Schwarzen-whippet.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently it&#8217;s because of a genetic condition, and the dog is really <a href=\"http:\/\/www.canada.com\/victoriatimescolonist\/story.html?id=67f15c17-2717-4022-bb76-1b982456e793&amp;k=94653\">very gentle and cuddly<\/a>.  Suuure buddy.  She chews rebar for fun and lives in a concrete doghouse.  Anyway, that&#8217;s a nice doggy, good doggy.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a123.g.akamai.net\/f\/123\/12465\/1d\/media.canada.com\/idl\/vitc\/20070625\/2192-640.jpg\" height=\"463\" width=\"320\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jesus H. You-Know-Who on a hockey stick, that&#8217;s a scary assed dog. A Schwarzen-whippet. Apparently it&#8217;s because of a genetic condition, and the dog is really very gentle and cuddly. Suuure buddy. She chews rebar for fun and lives in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/10\/mother-natures-ultimate-weapon\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apocalypse-soon"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-eM","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=916"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/916\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}