{"id":924,"date":"2007-07-20T11:04:05","date_gmt":"2007-07-20T16:04:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/20\/bacon-salt\/"},"modified":"2007-07-20T11:04:05","modified_gmt":"2007-07-20T16:04:05","slug":"bacon-salt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/20\/bacon-salt\/","title":{"rendered":"Bacon Salt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can hear my arteries groaning already.\u00c2\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.baconsalt.com\/\">Bacon flavoured salt<\/a>, you may as well just snort it directly, it&#8217;s probably no less addictive.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s just one of those ideas <a href=\"http:\/\/www.baconsalt.com\/ourstory.php\">a couple of guys<\/a> came up with, and you can read some of their story on their <a href=\"http:\/\/www.baconsaltblog.com\/\">blog<\/a>, too.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Apparently this has the support of some vegetarians, too.\u00c2\u00a0 So, go ahead and buy some for yourself online.<\/p>\n<p>Remember, salt is what helps to maintain that ruddy, manly glow of high blood pressure, so stock up now!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can hear my arteries groaning already.\u00c2\u00a0 Bacon flavoured salt, you may as well just snort it directly, it&#8217;s probably no less addictive. It&#8217;s just one of those ideas a couple of guys came up with, and you can read &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/20\/bacon-salt\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-924","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture","category-stupidity"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-eU","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/924","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=924"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/924\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}