{"id":938,"date":"2007-08-24T10:57:22","date_gmt":"2007-08-24T15:57:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/24\/dont-bogart-the-meatballs\/"},"modified":"2007-08-24T10:57:22","modified_gmt":"2007-08-24T15:57:22","slug":"dont-bogart-the-meatballs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/24\/dont-bogart-the-meatballs\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Bogart the Meatballs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh lordy.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently the wife of a NY detective wasn&#8217;t too kicked about his choice of profession, so she spiked his <a href=\"http:\/\/cnews.canoe.ca\/CNEWS\/WeirdNews\/2007\/08\/24\/4442568-ap.html\">meatballs with marijuana<\/a> before his drug test.\u00c2\u00a0 He rather predictably failed the test.\u00c2\u00a0 He was then kicked out of the force, and I guess she owned up to doing it.<\/p>\n<p>That should make for some nice friendly dinner conversations now, eh?<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, there&#8217;s no point in going anywhere but the Weird News section of the Canoe.ca site for this kind of stuff, it seems that&#8217;s my primary source of blog stuff lately.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh lordy. Apparently the wife of a NY detective wasn&#8217;t too kicked about his choice of profession, so she spiked his meatballs with marijuana before his drug test.\u00c2\u00a0 He rather predictably failed the test.\u00c2\u00a0 He was then kicked out of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/24\/dont-bogart-the-meatballs\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-938","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-stupidity"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-f8","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/938","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=938"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/938\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=938"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=938"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=938"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}