{"id":982,"date":"2007-11-01T10:57:27","date_gmt":"2007-11-01T15:57:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/01\/lockreys-day-in-court\/"},"modified":"2007-11-01T10:57:27","modified_gmt":"2007-11-01T15:57:27","slug":"lockreys-day-in-court","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/01\/lockreys-day-in-court\/","title":{"rendered":"Lockrey&#8217;s Day in Court"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw <a href=\"http:\/\/cnews.canoe.ca\/CNEWS\/WeirdNews\/2007\/11\/01\/4622840-ap.html\">this news article<\/a>, and I stopped short.\u00c2\u00a0 I could have sworn, without reading it all the way through that it would be a story about Lockrey.\u00c2\u00a0 Maybe they changed the names to protect the insane?<\/p>\n<p>I mean come on, can you blame me?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;A woman accused of stabbing her husband with a fork during an argument at a restaurant has pleaded no contest to reduced charges of being drunk and disorderly.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>With a FORK.\u00c2\u00a0 That&#8217;s got you written all over it, Lockrey.\u00c2\u00a0 Poor Robbie didn&#8217;t want to press charges, but that&#8217;s just cause you were doing the whole &#8220;drag your finger across your throat thing&#8221; from across the courtroom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw this news article, and I stopped short.\u00c2\u00a0 I could have sworn, without reading it all the way through that it would be a story about Lockrey.\u00c2\u00a0 Maybe they changed the names to protect the insane? I mean come &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/01\/lockreys-day-in-court\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-stupidity"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-fQ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=982"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/982\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}