These words he speaks are true, we’re all humanary stew if we don’t pledge allegiance to the Black Widow…. 
Cookie Monster struggles with his self image.
No. Me wrong. Me too hard on self. Me no have unhealthy obsession. Me love cookies, but it no hurt anyone. Me just enthusiast.
Poor bugger, probably started using when he was just a finger puppet.
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Where on earth do you find this stuff? This is golden!
I like to repeat myself, in case you were wondering. I like to repeat myself.
Wow, Whit you really liked that one, eh? Lavishing such praise on a simple link….
Whit you rock.
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