In an effort to pay some bills, er, foster my sons’ dream of being in a successful formulaic synthesized hip-hop boy band, I give you:

The Black Eyed V’s, featuring:
Heavy V laying down some sweet beats

and MC Q on tha’ mic, yo.

Watch for their debut at the Hazeldean Mall this summer!

Jordy was unavailable for comment, but thinks Hilary Duff is cooler.