This just in from the “Now I feel much better about myself” department:

Think you were a badass partier in your youth?  Nuh-uh.  Not so fast there, bucky.  You have never partied harder than this:

20 year old Laura Hall is banned from buying alcohol in the entire country of England and Wales, and banned from every bar and pub in the entire nation.  Link

She wins, folks.  Unless someone else can take it up a notch and terrorize an entire continent?  Also, her parents must be tremendously proud.

On a completely unrelated note, my Mom must also be tremendously proud since her unemployed son hasn’t even really bothered to blog anything of substance for weeks….